My Kind of Humor

Much of this can be found elsewhere on the internet, but I like it so much I put it here in case all the other sites suddenly decide to go offline at the same time. Distributed data storage at work!

If these pieces are too blunt for you (but also if not), you'll enjoy my more distinguished collection of handpicked quotations, both serious and amusing, that I have been compiling over the years.

Blues Primer

As a fledgling blues singer, you may be uncertain about how to capture the spirit of the blues. Fret no more - this concise primer is bound to put you on the right track.

Bullshit Bingo

Do you keep falling asleep in meetings and seminars? What about those long and boring conference calls? Here is a way to change all that!

US Air Force

You have been craving for a look behind the scenes of the daily life and work of Top Gun pilots? Then this is the list for you: maintenance requests submitted by USAF pilots together with the replies of the maintenance crews.

Broken English

You didn't think English was a tough language, did you? Well, see how people from around the world manage to pick just the right English words from second-hand dictionaries.

Impure Math

Mathematics and sex have more in common than you think, as this dramatic tale of Polly shows. Reader discretion is advised...

Admission Essay

In order for the admissions staff of our college to get to know you, the applicant, better, we ask that you answer the following question: "Are there any significant experiences you have had, or accomplishments you have realized, that have helped to define you as a person?"
Read the answer here!

Thesis Defense

You've gotten into college, and now you're aiming for an "honorable discharge"? Here are 150 promising suggestions how to handle your thesis defense successfully and in style!

Wear Sunscreen

To end on a more serious note: They say that advice, like youth, is wasted on the young. Read "Wear Sunscreen" nonetheless. It is the best piece of advice I've ever come across.